"I sure hope this tank gets us to Seattle 'cause that was the last in my bank account."
We're only 5 hours into our 11 1/2 hour drive, and only half a day into our month long adventure.
"We have $1,200 worth of pot, and you're already out of money?"
"Had to stock up on the good ol' California stuff when I had the chance. Prioritize."

"This is Danzig," she says, "and that's Iceman, named after Val Kilmer's role in Top Gun."
"Her dog's name is Danzig, I think we'll be fine here."

Day One is over, good night world.