FOOD NOTES:

seattle, wa: hot dogs with cream cheese, siracha, carm'd onions

boise, id: chicken, bacon, tater wrap with cheese sauce, carm'd onions, siracha, some other sauce, and mayo.

my stomach is SO pissed right now. where's my ramen?

I fart in my sleep.
I do. It's embarrassing. My ex-boyfriend from years ago always reminds me of this fault, and I act as if he's making the dumbest joke ever. But he's right, I do. He knows it, I know it, my lover after him knows it. And now that I'm on tour, sleeping on random people's couches, sleeping around my bandmates, everyone else will soon know it too.
So I figured,
I'd tell you first.
I fart in my sleep.

"I sure hope this tank gets us to Seattle 'cause that was the last in my bank account."
We're only 5 hours into our 11 1/2 hour drive, and only half a day into our month long adventure.
"We have $1,200 worth of pot, and you're already out of money?"
"Had to stock up on the good ol' California stuff when I had the chance. Prioritize."

"This is Danzig," she says, "and that's Iceman, named after Val Kilmer's role in Top Gun."
"Her dog's name is Danzig, I think we'll be fine here."

Day One is over, good night world.